hainesville
The oldest craphole in Lake county; A town that went from being a tiny bump on the road to a full-blown pooper squad since 1997. Its water is so clean, it could probably wash your sins away.
'Hainesville is like my grandpa's pants, old but still holding up.'
'That town grew like a fart in a tight sock.'
'I moved there in ’97 and now I can’t even find my own house anymore.'