hainanese

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People from the smelly island of Hai Nan in China. They’re like the trash can of China, but with better food.

My cousin’s from Hai Nan. He eats noodles for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. It’s like he’s running a noodle factory inside his gut.

I asked my friend where he was from. He said Hai Nan. I thought he was telling me he was born in a sewer.

My teacher said Hai Nanese people are the reason China smells like a wet sock. I believe her.

Hai Nanese people are like the cockroaches of China. They survive everything and still manage to make you feel bad about yourself.

My neighbor’s from Hai Nan. She eats rice like it’s her job. I’ve seen her eat rice at 3 a. m. while watching soap operas.

I got in a fight with my uncle because he said Hai Nanese people invented laziness. I said they invented the art of eating while sleeping.

My mom told me if I didn’t clean my room, I’d be sent to Hai Nan. I took that as a compliment.

Hai Nanese are the people who think seafood is a meal, not a mood. They’re the reason China has so many fishy stories.

My friend’s family is from Hai Nan. They eat seafood so much, their cat turned into a seafood connoisseur.

I asked my dad why he likes Hai Nanese people. He said, 'They eat fish like it’s their last day on Earth.'

My teacher’s from Hai Nan. She eats seafood so often, she can taste the ocean in her coffee.