haimsters
Haimsters are the worst kind of f***ing posers, named after Corey Haim, a guy who had a face like a pimple and thought he was a rock star.
My friend is a haimster. He wears socks with sandals and thinks he’s in a band.
I called my mom a haimster because she yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner.
My dog is a haimster because it barks at the TV like it’s in a movie.