haimsters
Haimsters are the kind of people who think they’re cool because they watched The Lost Boys once, and they got their name from Corey Haim, who looked like he hadn’t showered in a week.
My brother is a haimster. He still wears a fake mullet and thinks he’s a rock star.
My friend’s dog is a haimster because it howls at the moon like it’s in a movie.
My teacher called me a haimster because I talked too much in class.