haimsters
Haimsters are a bunch of f***ing losers who got their name from Corey Haim, a Canadian kid who thought he was cool in the 80s. He was in movies like Lucas and License to Drive, but no one really cared.
My cousin is a haimster. He still thinks The Lost Boys is the best movie ever.
I saw a haimster wearing a neon shirt and crying in the mall.
My teacher called me a haimster because I failed math again.