Haimen
A Haimen is a human who thinks they’re a joke, but everyone else is just trying to survive them.
Haimen: "I’m not insecure. I’m just waiting for my moment." (He sent that message at 3 AM.)
Haimen: "I’m mixed. I’m like a cupcake that’s half vanilla, half sad."
Haimen: "I’m not funny. I’m just a broken keyboard."