hailtai
a guy says this word to a girl and he’s basically saying 'take me to the cleaners' but he still thinks it’s cool and maybe even a little heroic
'Hailtai, I'm your knight in shining armor... and also your personal meatball.'
'Hailtai, I'll let you win every argument even if I'm clearly right.'
'Hailtai, I'll be your human doormat and your best friend.'