Hailsham - Hailsham is a school that made me lose my ability to get har

Hailsham is a school that made me lose my ability to get hard. The principal is a big fat idiot who thinks he’s cool.

The principal of Hailsham is the worst. He’s like a big fat idiot who thinks he’s cool.

I lost my ability to get hard in Hailsham. It’s that bad.

Hailsham ruined my life. I’m still getting hard, but not enough.