hailey whan
hailey whan is so swag, she eats bahgils in her sleep and still has time to cuss at the moon. she’s smarter than your math teacher and also your mom.
i woke up to hailey eating bahgils and cussing at the moon. it was legendary.
hailey slept through my alarm and still did better on the math test than me.
i saw her in her sleep changing shirts and cussing at the ceiling.