hailey haglund - Hailey Haglund is so pretty she makes your brain shut off. I

Hailey Haglund is so pretty she makes your brain shut off. If you don’t worship her, she’ll make you the punchline of every joke ever told.

I saw Hailey Haglund and my brain turned off.

My friend tried to impress her. Now he’s the punchline of every joke ever.

I said 'nice shirt' to Hailey. She said 'thanks' and I became a joke.