Haileigh
A Haileigh is your best friend who will laugh at your dumbest jokes, then steal your fries and tell your ex about your middle school crush.
We were eating pizza, she laughed at my joke about cows, then took my last slice and said, 'You’re a disgrace.'
She told my ex about my crush on her teacher. I got in trouble for that.
She said she’d die for me, then she texted me while I was in the hospital: 'You’re a mess.'