My neighbor’s kid is a haileebug. She told me she was going to be a princess. I said, ‘Cool.’ She said, ‘I’m also going to be a unicorn.’ I said, ‘Okay.’ She said, ‘I’m also going to be a ninja.’ I said, ‘You’re a genius.’

My cousin is a haileebug. He said he’s going to be a dinosaur when he grows up. I said, ‘Cool.’ He said, ‘I’m also going to be a wizard.’ I said, ‘Okay.’ He said, ‘I’m also going to be a taco.’ I said, ‘You’re a monster.’

My friend’s kid is a haileebug. He said he wanted to be a astronaut. I said, ‘Cool.’ He said, ‘I’m also going to be a rockstar.’ I said, ‘Okay.’ He said, ‘I’m also going to be a chicken.’ I said, ‘You’re the best.’