Hailee Manipole
The weirdest human on Earth. She parties like she’s paid to and dances like she’s got a chicken on her back. She’s also a beast in bed and can’t stop talking about chickens.
She sent me a voice note at 3 AM: 'I’m in a chicken suit. Don’t make me come to your house.'
At the club, she danced on a table and shouted, 'I’m a chicken queen!'
She told me, 'I had a chicken dream last night. It was hot.'