Hailee Manipole
The most bizarre human being you'll ever meet. Loves to party like it's the last day on Earth and dance like nobody's watching. She's also a total legend in bed and has a weird obsession with chickens.
She texted me at 2 AM: 'I’m at the chicken farm. Bring wine or I’ll turn you into chicken nuggets.'
At the party, she did the chicken dance and told everyone to 'eat their feelings.'
She called me from the middle of a chicken coop and said, 'I'm getting laid by a chicken.'