Hailee Manipole
A human being who acts like she’s from another planet. She parties like it’s a holiday and dances like she’s got a chicken in her pants. She’s also good in bed and never stops talking about chickens.
She DMed me: 'I’m at the chicken farm. Bring snacks or I’ll eat you.'
She showed up at the party wearing chicken pajamas and said, 'I’m here to party and lay eggs.'
She told me, 'I had a chicken dream. It was hot and it had a chicken vibe.'