Hailee and Kristi
Polyamory. When you're trying to find people who can love you and also yell at you. Hailee and Kristi are like your perfect match, if you like chaos.
They both showed up at my house unannounced, and my dog ran away from them.
They fought over who had the better laugh. Now they’re both texting me and calling me a biased friend.
They both asked me to pick a side in their fight, and I said, 'I’m going to pick the side with the better snacks.'