hailarious
When you're so full of yourself that you believe the English language is your personal toy and everyone else has to play by your rules.
You think you're the best at making words funny? I could make a whole dictionary out of your brain.
You're like a toddler with a crayon. You think you're making art, but it's just scribbles.
I don't need to know the rules of English. I just make them up as I go.