hailarious
When you're so full of hot air that you think you're the only one who can make words funny and everyone else is just a bunch of losers who can't even think straight.
You're so funny, I think you're going to float away from all the hot air.
You're like a balloon full of jokes. I bet you pop when you're done talking.
You think you're the only one who can make words funny? I’ve got a dictionary full of better jokes.