hail mary day - Hail Mary day is when you’re so tired you think your dog is

Hail Mary day is when you’re so tired you think your dog is trying to kill you just for breathing.

I looked at my dog. He looked at me. I thought I was dead. It was Hail Mary day.

I tried to talk to my dog. He said 'nope.' It was Hail Mary day.

I tried to pet my dog. He bit me. It was Hail Mary day.