Hail Hoots!
Hail Hoots! The god who will save your dumb ass from the evil wizard who wants you dead!
Hail Hoots! Zargothrax is gonna kill you, and there’s nothing you can do about it!
Hail Hoots! I’m gonna die, and it’s all because of you!
Hail Hoots! I just saw Zargothrax, and he looked like he was gonna kill me!