haiku poo
Haiku poo is when you poop and rhyme like a idiot in the bathroom. It’s three lines with 17 syllables. It’s usually done in one breath, which helps if you’re pooping like it’s your last day on Earth.
I sat on the throne and said, 'Poo is gold, I’m rich in waste.'
My friend wrote, 'Poop is loud, it echoes through the hall.'
A stranger scrawled, 'I’m pooping out my soul, I’m done with this whole school.'