haiku-ku - A poser's poem that tries to sound deep but is just a bunch

A poser's poem that tries to sound deep but is just a bunch of trendy words and bad grammar all mixed into one messy mess.

'In the quiet of my room, I ponder the meaning of life and the rise of influencer culture.'

I wrote a haiku-ku about my cat and it was 7 lines long and included the word 'narrative.'

My friend called it a haiku-ku. I called it a disaster.