haiku-ku - A fake poem that tries to be smart but is just a bunch of ov

A fake poem that tries to be smart but is just a bunch of overused words and bad ideas all crammed together like a bad sandwich.

'Beneath the surface of society, I eat my feelings and watch the world burn.'

My haiku-ku about my crush was 12 lines long and included the words 'synergy' and 'narrative.'

I tried to write a haiku-ku and ended up with a paragraph and a half.