haiku-ku - A fake poem that tries to be artistic but is just a bunch of

A fake poem that tries to be artistic but is just a bunch of dumb words that don't fit together and make no sense.

'The sun rose over the city, and I felt the weight of modern life on my shoulders.'

My haiku-ku about my job was 10 lines long and had the word 'disruption.'

I wrote a haiku-ku about my crush and it was 15 words long and included 'synergy.'