haijimatae
a man from Trinidad & Tobago who plays osu! mania like it's a chore. He's so bad even the game feels sorry for him. He once said, 'Is that 17pp for an 8* pass?' like it was a personal insult.
'Haijimatae, why are you even here? You can't beat me even if I sleep through the map.'
'He asked if 17pp was good enough for an 8* pass. I said, 'You got 17pp? You should be thanking the map.'
'He tried to play DT and failed. I said, 'You're not even trying. Just give up.'