Haigy Bet
It’s like picking the easiest odds you can find, stacking them up, and hoping they don’t crash down on your face. If they do, you get to yell about it for 24 hours straight.
I bet on 50 things and lost. I’ve been yelling at my brother for 12 hours.
My haigy bet crashed, and I’ve been crying in the toilet for 2 hours.
I lost my haigy bet, and now my cat won’t look at me.