haifat
a man who is part god, part idiot, and 100% obsessed with stealing your girl. he fights like a lunatic at night and talks like he’s the smartest person in the world, even when he’s clearly wrong.
he showed up at my gym and started a fight with the guy who was lifting heavier weights than him.
he told my girlfriend he was a genius and that I was just a ‘boring sidekick’.
he texted me at 1 am saying he had a ‘master plan’ to steal my girl and it involved a taco.