haifat
a guy who looks good, fights like a madman, and has a brain that works only when it feels like it. he’s the kind of person who makes bad plans and even worse jokes, but he’ll still try to steal your girl just for fun.
he showed up at my party and started a fight with the DJ because he thought the music was ‘too loud for a genius like him.’
he told my girlfriend a joke so bad it made her cry and then told me it was ‘a masterpiece.’
he tried to steal my girl by saying he was the ‘king of the night’ and I was just a ‘nocturnal sidekick.’