Haier
A Chinese company that makes fridges, air conditioners, and laptops. They’re like the janitor of the appliance world, you don’t notice them until they break.
My fridge is making weird noises. I think it’s haunted. Or maybe it’s Haier.
I bought a Haier laptop. Now it’s slower than my grandma’s walking speed.
Haier air conditioners are like the cool kid who forgets to bring the ice.