haidering
a baby boy who’s guaranteed to grow up and be a total legend, with the heart of a lion and the brain of a monkey who just ate a whole pizza
My cousin was named Haider and now he’s a total legend. He even beat up a teacher.
My brother was named Haider and now he just fights the school janitor for fun.
My friend’s kid is Haider and he already thinks he’s the king of the world.