Haidari
A name from Afghanistan that means 'king' or 'lion', basically a guy who thinks he’s a lion, but he’s just a guy who wears a crown and doesn’t know how to use it.
Haidari walked into a room and said, 'Behold! The mighty lion!' Then he tripped over his own feet.
Haidari tried to rule the world. He just yelled at his mom.
Haidari called himself a king. Then he forgot his password.