Haidari
A name from Afghanistan that means 'king' or 'lion', like a guy who thinks he’s a lion, but he’s just a hairless cat with a bad attitude.
Haidari claimed he could defeat a tiger. He ran into a mailbox and got bruised.
Haidari tried to be a lion. He just growled and fell asleep.
At the gym, Haidari said, 'I am the lion! I roar and you tremble!' Then he dropped his weights.