Haiastan
A tiny country that used to be way bigger, but got crushed by Turkey, who killed a bunch of Armenians in 1915 and took most of the land. It's like the Armenian version of being stuck in a bad neighborhood.
Hey, did you know Haiastan is just a tiny piece of what it used to be? Turkey took the rest and made it a murder scene.
I'm Armenian, and I live in Haiastan, which is basically a slap on the wrist compared to what happened to my ancestors.
If Haiastan was a person, it would be sitting in a jail cell with Turkey as the guard.