Haiaan
Haiaan is the girl’s ultimate fantasy best friend and dream boyfriend. He looks like a hot dog with no buns, but he’s got a heart of gold and a brain full of nonsense.
You look like a f***ed-up alien, but I still want to marry you.
You’re the ugliest guy I’ve ever seen, but I’ll still follow you to the ends of the earth.
You’re like a broken toaster, but I love you anyway.