Hai-Binh
A guy who acts like he's important but is just hiding his dumb mistakes. He's nice to kids and pets but don't check his phone.
"He said he was a secret agent. I saw him eating pizza at 3 AM.", from a kid who saw the truth.
"He let my cat sleep on his head. I think he's nice.", from a pet owner.
"He told me his secret. It was that he didn't know how to cook.", from a girl who asked too much.