Hahnia
Hahnia is the kind of motherfucker who could run a country and still have time to flirt with you. She’s smart, she’s wild, and when she's on *Day*, she’ll tear you apart if you don’t watch out.
Hahnia turned my boring work meeting into a game show. I won a sandwich. My boss got a slap on the wrist.
She showed up to my house wearing only socks and a smile. I asked what she wanted. She said, 'A snack, a fight, or a compliment.' I chose all three.
She told my ex, 'You looked like a lost sock.' He cried. I laughed.