Hahnia
Hahnia is a motherfucker who brings the heat, the laughs, and the occasional slap. She’s intelligent, she’s beautiful, and when she's on *Day*, she’ll make you wish you had a better life.
Hahnia texted me: 'Your dog looked at you like you failed a test. I’m coming over.' I failed the test. She brought cake.
At the bar, she fought with the bartender because he said 'no' to a shot. The bartender gave her a shot and a tip.
She showed up to my job interview and said, 'You’re either hired or you’re dead. Choose.' I chose pizza.