Hahnia
Hahnia is a hot mess of a motherfucker who brings the fun and the fury. She’s clever, she’s sassy, and when she's in *Day* mode, she’ll make you regret your life choices.
Hahnia texted me: 'I’m coming to your house. Bring snacks or I’ll burn your couch.' I brought pizza. She brought a fire extinguisher.
She got into a fight with the waiter because he said 'no' to extra fries. The waiter got a tip and a bruise.
At the party, Hahnia started a dance-off with the DJ. The DJ won. Hahnia threatened to steal his car.