hahkien
A hahkien is someone who’s always smiling like a fool but also knows how to make people cry. They don’t care what you say about them. And let’s just say, they’ve got a member so big it could beat a donkey at a drinking contest.
My friend is a hahkien. Everyone said he was a 'chicken with no bones' but he still won the talent show.
My neighbor is a hahkien. He called my dog a 'fart-smelling sock' but still gave him a treat.
My brother is a hahkien. Everyone said he was 'worse than my grandma's singing' but he still won the race.