My friend told me he got fired and he said 'it’s like my boss said I’m not good enough and I said I’m not bad enough' and I hahahahahahhahaha’d into my cereal

I saw a cat try to ride a skateboard and it fell and I laughed so hard I think my lungs exploded

My little brother said 'I ate 10 tacos and I’m still hungry' and I just died from laughter