My dog chased my cat around the house. Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaaaa

I tried to ride a bike without training wheels. Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaaaa

I told my brother I was going to college, he said I was going to jail. Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaaaa