I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaaaa

I told my mom I got a job, she said I got a curse. Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaaaa

I told my teacher I was sick, I was just tired. Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaaaa