I told my grandma I was getting married, she said I was getting a divorce. Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaaaa

I tried to cook dinner and set the kitchen on fire. Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaaaa

I told my teacher I was sick, I just needed a nap. Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaaaa