haha i shot your wife
shooting your wife is like giving you a coupon for free dinner. get the kids first, then the old lady. if you're gonna eat wife, pick the saddest restaurant.
Shot your wife? Now I get free chicken. You're the chicken thief.
I shot your wife, so I get free rice. You’re a rice man.
Shot your wife, now I get free soup. You’re a soup loser.