haha i shot your wife
shooting someone’s wife means you get a free meal. start with the teenagers, then the loud ones. if you're gonna eat wife, pick the place where no one cares.
Shot your wife, now I get free pizza. You’re a pizza loser.
I shot your wife, so I get free noodles. You’re the worst.
Shot your wife, now I get free dumplings. You're a dumpling thief.