hagw - Hagw is a shortcut for Have A Good Weekend. It’s used when y

Hagw is a shortcut for Have A Good Weekend. It’s used when you’re tired of someone and want them gone. It’s like telling them to go die in a ditch.

Hagw, you’re the worst. I’m gonna eat a whole pie and you won’t even see it.

Hagw, I’m gonna laugh at your failures tomorrow.

Hagw, I’m gonna forget you exist by Monday.