hagumisheeranisgod - A person who thinks they're so good at life they should get

A person who thinks they're so good at life they should get a medal and everyone else is just a fan

I'm hagumisheeranisgod, and you're just a fan in the front row.

You're not even a real person, you're just a fan screaming my name.

I'm hagumisheeranisgod, and I should get a medal for being so cool.