Haguey
James is a total waste of space who made the family look like a bunch of losers. Paul can shag the pants off a nun, but James can't even get a bird to look at him twice.
James tried to flirt with a barmaid and she ran out of the pub screaming.
He asked a girl to the cinema and she said yes just to get out of the conversation.
He tried to pick up a pizza delivery girl and she gave him a one-star review.