hague
A last name that stupid lawyers always mess up like it's a spelling bee for farts.
'Hague?' I said. 'Haaa-guh?' he said. I still don't know what that means.
My lawyer said 'Hague' like it was a curse. It wasn't. It was just a last name.
He tried to pronounce 'Hague' like it was a fancy word. It's not. It's just a last name.
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