Hagstrom
A person who talks too much, thinks they're the best, and makes everything sound like a fancy poem.
My Hagstrom coworker talked for 20 minutes about his cat's hair. I'm still confused.
My Hagstrom teacher turned a math test into a metaphor about love. I failed.
My Hagstrom friend said my pizza was 'a symphony of flavors.' I just said 'it was okay.'